<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' version='2.0'><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13907035</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:41:48 +0000</lastBuildDate><title>das fiten babeez</title><description/><link>http://www.babyfight.com/</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (garth2)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>395</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13907035.post-9075722921846349504</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:51:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-08-19T15:03:05.714-07:00</atom:updated><title>holy olbermann!</title><atom:summary type='text'>Keith Olbermann spends 12 minutes or so eviscerating the McCain campaign, and the insane old man himself. I almost felt sorry for the ol' piece of shit. 

It's a two-parter so be sure to watch the second. Even if you just listen...it's pretty awesome to hear someone actually tell a politician to stop being such an total assclown.</atom:summary><link>http://www.babyfight.com/2008/08/holy-olbermann.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (garth2)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13907035.post-2048631941952506219</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 17:07:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-08-18T10:08:07.187-07:00</atom:updated><title>rude pundit</title><atom:summary type='text'>rules
According to the transcripts from CNN and his own website, Rick Warren did not play fair with the presidential candidates. The first question Rick Warren asked John McCain was not the first question that he asked Barack Obama. They are immensely different. Warren quoted Proverbs and then asked Obama, "Who are the three wisest people you know in your life, and who are you going to rely on </atom:summary><link>http://www.babyfight.com/2008/08/rude-pundit.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (garth2)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13907035.post-8001296926623500531</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 08:47:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-08-15T01:55:24.099-07:00</atom:updated><title>my...my brain. it's exploding</title><atom:summary type='text'>John McCain is fucking insane. He's crazy. He's stupid crazy. The guy makes crazy people look sane. He's got so many bats in his belfry that the only fuckin place in this fucking country that has no problem moving real estate is in his fucking belfry, because there are so many god damn bats wanting to fucking move in there they're driving up property values to California-esque levels, like when I</atom:summary><link>http://www.babyfight.com/2008/08/mymy-brain-its-exploding.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (garth2)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13907035.post-975846494829852687</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 04:27:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-08-13T21:31:01.273-07:00</atom:updated><title>no fuckin way</title><atom:summary type='text'>John McCain is apparently on a mission to prove that anyone who thought he was a crazy, delusional coot was really, really right. Says J-Mac: 
"in the 21st century nations don't invade other nations."

Really, just absorb that one for a bit. Mr. "We'll stay in Iraq 100 years" says that. 

It just...nearly breaks your head, doesn't it?</atom:summary><link>http://www.babyfight.com/2008/08/no-fuckin-way.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (garth2)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13907035.post-1192512739873179989</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 20:44:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-08-13T13:47:20.397-07:00</atom:updated><title>god damn the internet</title><atom:summary type='text'>among the thousands and thousands of horrible things the internet has done, totally ass-raping perfectly useful words has gotta be near the top of the list. for instance, i can't use the word facial anymore. or furry. 
god damn you internet.</atom:summary><link>http://www.babyfight.com/2008/08/god-damn-internet.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (garth2)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13907035.post-1265218164104895866</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:42:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-08-07T08:43:07.360-07:00</atom:updated><title>palast on energy</title><atom:summary type='text'>not only does he find the truth, he says it in a clear and understandable way. 
here's mccain and obama on nukes. 
McCain's ready to spend a hundred billion dollars on nuclear power, no questions asked. But Barack Obama puts a crucial condition on his approval for building new nuke: an affordable method of disposing the new plants' radioactive waste.

That's not small stuff. While The New York </atom:summary><link>http://www.babyfight.com/2008/08/palast-on-energy.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (garth2)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13907035.post-8055444971351344468</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:41:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-08-05T08:42:49.805-07:00</atom:updated><title>just remember</title><atom:summary type='text'>if you think mccain represents anything other than more o' the same: 


not that obama makes me think "hey! the constitution is back, baby!, but he's a lot closer than that dangerously insane old man is.</atom:summary><link>http://www.babyfight.com/2008/08/just-remember.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (garth2)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13907035.post-3471719050320941862</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 15:35:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-08-04T08:36:03.758-07:00</atom:updated><title>home home home</title><atom:summary type='text'>about 2000 miles and two weeks later i'm home. colorado is fun, but i missed sea level. plus the fam starts to get a little snappy with each other and catches a bad case of drama-itis. it causes me bowel control problems.</atom:summary><link>http://www.babyfight.com/2008/08/home-home-home.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (garth2)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13907035.post-4457105578632129725</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 19:42:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-07-13T12:43:45.584-07:00</atom:updated><title>the onion is funny</title><atom:summary type='text'>"Intelligent falling" is exactly as valid an idea as "Intelligent Design" (notice they have to capitalize everything in a failed attempt to lend weight to the term?)</atom:summary><link>http://www.babyfight.com/2008/07/onion-is-funny.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (garth2)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13907035.post-6289496426833497405</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 05:49:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-07-03T22:51:46.513-07:00</atom:updated><title>happy fourth of july!</title><atom:summary type='text'>someone i just watched said "i don't think the founding fathers wanted free speech to enable people to say the f-word!"

I think they absolutely did!

So hey America! 

FUCK YOU!</atom:summary><link>http://www.babyfight.com/2008/07/happy-fourth-of-july.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (garth2)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13907035.post-376511566567197391</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 04:59:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-07-03T22:01:46.087-07:00</atom:updated><title>obscenity</title><atom:summary type='text'>I'm listening right now to Alan Keyes complaining that people shouldn't be allowed to use the word fuck because it degrades the public...something...he kind of trailed off into confusion. They're talking about Janet Jackson's nipple now. 

God damn, who gives a shit? 

let's scream fuck every chance we get.</atom:summary><link>http://www.babyfight.com/2008/07/obscenity.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (garth2)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13907035.post-5092070495745334834</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 02:15:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-07-03T21:44:06.909-07:00</atom:updated><title>durrr</title><atom:summary type='text'>Hey! this is posted later. I'm drunk. The reason I even considered a post tonight was because Annie showed up. Hadn't seen her in a while, and thought, "fuck, remember when we hung out and blogged? Remember showing her seanbaby and she laughed so hard she snorted?". Fuck yes I do. 
Anyways, I'm watching the documentary "F*ck" right now, and it's kind of boring. Yes, yes, people are stupid about </atom:summary><link>http://www.babyfight.com/2008/07/durrr.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (garth2)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13907035.post-1628885294362183261</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 05:58:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-30T23:04:39.771-07:00</atom:updated><title>the tumor list</title><atom:summary type='text'>OK. this is an unpleasant topic, but fuck it, I feel unpleasant right now. Let's say you have a huge tumor in your head. You have long enough to live that, after saying all your goodbyes, you'll have like a week to kill (har har!). 
My question is this: providing you have all your faculties, who would you take down with you? There's a few people (hypothetically speaking of course! I'd NEVER HURT </atom:summary><link>http://www.babyfight.com/2008/06/tumor-list.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (garth2)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13907035.post-151454127087162395</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 19:37:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-25T12:38:46.898-07:00</atom:updated><title>ameeeerica...the byoooooteeeefullll</title><atom:summary type='text'>Ah, the system works, don't it?
So a poor, presumably bipolar, HIV-positive homeless guy makes threats against the president. What do we do? Put him in federal prison for 57 months. That will solve the problem. 
Who protested, by the way? Anyone?</atom:summary><link>http://www.babyfight.com/2008/06/ameeeericathe-byoooooteeeefullll.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (garth2)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13907035.post-7912650974322407161</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:43:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-25T10:52:10.162-07:00</atom:updated><title>Wed nezz dee i get to go home!</title><atom:summary type='text'>HOLY CHRIST IT SUCKS SLEEPING ON SOMEONE'S FLOOR
the poisoners are finally done at my house and i can go home. in celebration, here's a song about going on the road. I smiled more when Books threw up on Brian.
Atom and His Package
"Atom and His Pacakge"
Books my dog, the Box, Brian Sokel and Me

foxy man and the glitter picker upper
foxy man and the glitter picker upper
foxy man and the glitter </atom:summary><link>http://www.babyfight.com/2008/06/wed-nezz-dee-i-get-to-go-home.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (garth2)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13907035.post-6833740125057181701</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 15:26:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-23T09:00:03.364-07:00</atom:updated><title>sad</title><atom:summary type='text'></atom:summary><link>http://www.babyfight.com/2008/06/sad.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (garth2)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13907035.post-8631489852845806388</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 17:19:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-20T10:21:15.464-07:00</atom:updated><title>With the exception</title><atom:summary type='text'>While it's not what it sounds like (the story is actually a bit worse), this quote is hilarious:“With the exception of the cross-burning episode … I believe John Freshwater is teaching the values of the parents in the Mount Vernon school district,’’ he said. 
Wowee!</atom:summary><link>http://www.babyfight.com/2008/06/with-exception.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (garth2)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13907035.post-1166123645302955076</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 07:30:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-18T01:13:40.673-07:00</atom:updated><title>wedzdee leewix</title><atom:summary type='text'>
Bill Callahan is a pretty interesting musician so far. I heard his song "Vessel in Vain" over the intro scenes to the movie "Dead Man's Shoes", both of which I recommend. I've been checkin out various sites and whatnots. Apparently Callahan writes and performs (or has performed) under the name Smog, and (Smog) in parentheses, in addition to his own name. I found this album under Bill Callahan, </atom:summary><link>http://www.babyfight.com/2008/06/wedzdee-leewix.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (garth2)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13907035.post-674512346595624149</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 19:38:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-17T12:41:14.172-07:00</atom:updated><title>funny fuckin' sites</title><atom:summary type='text'>
steve, Don't Eat It! is funny as fuck. Emily sent it to me. Very reminiscent of old Bad Candy stuff, which is high praise. Not a new concept but well done. 
Photoshop Disasters is pretty awesome too. Makes me want to be double extra careful about what I send out. Always fuckin' proof!</atom:summary><link>http://www.babyfight.com/2008/06/funny-fuckin-sites.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (garth2)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13907035.post-3885513374578571964</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 04:10:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-16T21:11:33.279-07:00</atom:updated><title>Dindin</title><atom:summary type='text'>Tonight I didn't feel like spending a bunch of dough, so we went with easy and inexpensive. Walked to vons, got some firm tofu, frozen peas, and a cauliflower whatever you call it. I had a curry thing I'd gotten a couple days ago, like a solid candybar of curry. Stir fried the tofu added cauli, stir fried some more, added peas, curry bar and about a cup of water, and simmered. Then I mixed cumin,</atom:summary><link>http://www.babyfight.com/2008/06/dindin.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (garth2)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13907035.post-6999749446296628032</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2008 23:50:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-14T16:51:33.106-07:00</atom:updated><title>Breakfast</title><atom:summary type='text'>Buckwheat pancakes and homemade homefries. Key to not making pancakes too cornbready? Add a little extra milk and make em thinner. Yummy</atom:summary><link>http://www.babyfight.com/2008/06/breakfast.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (garth2)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13907035.post-7832959129066573568</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:12:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-12T11:13:10.641-07:00</atom:updated><title>bad</title><atom:summary type='text'>my coworker sent me this

not nice!</atom:summary><link>http://www.babyfight.com/2008/06/bad.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (garth2)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13907035.post-8773605398623209955</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 21:16:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-10T14:17:36.023-07:00</atom:updated><title>science is neat</title><atom:summary type='text'>hey you fuckin godfellaters: 
Lenski's experiment is also yet another poke in the eye for anti-evolutionists, notes Jerry Coyne, an evolutionary biologist at the University of Chicago. "The thing I like most is it says you can get these complex traits evolving by a combination of unlikely events," he says. "That's just what creationists say can't happen."

Tee hee!</atom:summary><link>http://www.babyfight.com/2008/06/science-is-neat.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (garth2)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13907035.post-4614085709940173240</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 08:36:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-10T01:36:39.833-07:00</atom:updated><title>fuck yeah</title><atom:summary type='text'>Tom Tomorrow so rules.</atom:summary><link>http://www.babyfight.com/2008/06/fuck-yeah.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (garth2)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13907035.post-5931266509793604632</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2008 04:47:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-06T21:49:07.118-07:00</atom:updated><title>My friday night </title><atom:summary type='text'>Not a bad way to spend an evening, watching the Pads win with hamcat doing his parrot impression. there's something majorly nerdy about blogging from your smartphone while sitting IN	FRONT OF A LAPTOP. But then...we already knew I'm a god damn nerd, didn't we?</atom:summary><link>http://www.babyfight.com/2008/06/my-friday-night.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (garth2)</author></item></channel></rss>